Seriously, Otter Box cases are effing ugly.

iPhone 4 OtterBox case, circa 2011

TI calculator from eons ago

Want your super-fancy smartphone or tablet to be more protected than the secret recipe for Kentucky Fried Chicken AND to look like a Texas Instruments calculator from 1982? Consider the Otter Box as your portable device protection solution. You'll curse us later.

And, until people come to their senses and refuse to pay this much, as an added insult-to-injury bonus the Otter Box will cost you way more than you should pay for it ($50 for and iPhone 4 case or an even more unreasonable $90 for an iPad case).
 
Just look at how crappy your sleek and beautiful iPad can look when you shackle it with the Otter Box Commuter series case:

And that's not all! When you apply the OtterBox case to your device, it will immediately transform itself from a reasonably-weighted portable device to an unwieldy, rubberized brick, rendering it cumbersome and annoying, a downright pain in the ass to cart around!

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